nkvp:

“ANG GANDA MO”

Tinitigasan na naman ako sa ‘yong ganda

Dahil sa ‘yong ganda ako’y napatanga

Suso mo na napakalaki parang pakwan

Bote ang ‘yong katawan at pwet mong malaman

Pwede ka bang maikama pagkatapos mo diyan

Pagkatapos mag inuman magbabanatan

Iitsa ka sa kama tuloy ang tuhugan

Para kang tinapay titi ko ang palaman

Rap: Tinitigasan pag dumadaan ka sa aking harapan, ‘di malaman kung pano ka pakakalagan. Aking nararamdaman, dami ko nang dahilan, ‘di ko malaman kung pano pakakawalan, pinakamatigas na burat sa Pilipinas pati na sa Asia. Tinalo ko pa ang punong narra (Sa tigas) kaya naman hindi magkasya sa puking ina mo na napakaganda ng pagkakagawa sa’yo. Dahil mga mata mo nabighani sa iyo. Papakita lang naman sayo na tinitigasan ako oh. Ay! Miss, oo nga pala nananaginip ako na nakahubad ka na. Sa kama ko magpapatuhog ka na ba? Naninigas na tuhod di ko na maistiga (?)

Tinitigasan na naman ako sa ‘yong ganda

Dahil sa ‘yong ganda ako’y napatanga

Suso mo na napakalaki parang pakwan

Bote ang ‘yong katawan at pwet mong malaman

Pwede ka bang maikama pagkatapos mo diyan

Pagkatapos mag inuman magbabanatan

Iitsa ka sa kama tuloy ang tuhugan

Para kang tinapay titi ko ang palaman

LULZ, di pa kumpleto. Hirap i-transcribe yung buong song, k?!

OH MY GOSH! =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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   Hindi ko alam kung ano…..LECHE! :))))

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   OH MY GOSH! =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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    AMP. This song beats all other songs

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    Kung magsusulat ako ng kanta, pakiramdam ko eh ganito lahat ng laman.

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    —> putaena. putaena lang.

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45. eboyfernandez said: THEME SONG NG MA.TE OKAY HAHAHAH
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